1. What kind of jeans do you prefer?

    Loose, baggy jeans that are scuffed on the floor.
    High-waisted light-washed jeans that need a belt.
    Tight, skinny jeans that end at the ankle.
    Distressed, comfy jeans found at a thrift store.

2. What kind of cigarettes do you smoke?

    Marlboro Lights.
    Djarum Blacks.
    Lucky Strikes.
    I don't smoke.

3. How would you (or did you) financially support yourself after college?

    Coffee barista.
    Live off my parent's money/trust fund.
    Get a 9-5 job.
    Record store clerk.

4. How do you prefer to get around?

    Prius.
    Hummer.
    Walking.
    Fixie.

5. Which of these would you bring to a party?

    Corona.
    Pabst Blue Ribbon.
    Olympia.
    Smirnoff Ice.

6. Your friend is looking for new music to listen to, you direct them too...?

    The radio.
    TV commercials featuring music from unknown bands.
    Your Last.fm page.
    Your favorite indie music blog.

7. Hipsters balk at society's definition of gender roles and sometimes go for the androgynous look. What do you resemble?

    I'm a man, and I have the mutton chops to prove it.
    I'm a man, don't let this pink shirt fool you.
    I'm a woman, so what if I don't shave my armpits?
    I'm a woman, just look at these layered bangs! 

8. Which of these best describes your glasses?

    Aviator sunglasses.
    Horn-rimmed, and I don't need them.
    Horn-rimmed, and I need them.
    I don't really wear glasses.

9. When posing for pictures you tend to:

    Stare blankly into the camera.
    Smile.
    Look up/away from the camera coyly. You're shy!
    Flash a gang sign, bonus points for the "blood" sign.

10. You have (or had) a site hosted by which of the following?

    Geocities
    Tumblr
    Word Press
    Blogger
    I don't have a site.

11. You would most likely buy your clothes at which of these stores?

    American Apparel.
    Thrift stores.
    Nordstrom.
    Urban Outfitters.

12. How would you describe your sense of humor?

    Goofy.
    Ironic.
    Punny.

13. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

    Miami, Florida.
    Portland, Oregon.
    Williamsburg, Brooklyn, New York.
    Mission District, San Francisco, California.

14. What kind of tattoo do you have (or want to get)?

    Something big and elaborate like a chest tattoo or sleeves.
    My favorite song lyrics.
    A cartoon from my childhood.
    Something small and subtle.
    I don't want a tattoo. 

15. What do you think of monogamy and commitment?

    They are strong foundations for lasting marriages/
    They are unnecessary social constructs.
    I'm okay with monogamy and commitment, but not marriage.

16. Which of these shoes would you most likely be wearing?

    Nike.
    Vans.
    Converse.
    High tops.

17. Which of these activities would you would most likely suggest for a date?

    Attend an indie rock show.
    See a blockbuster movie.
    Go bowling.
    Go for a bike ride.

18. Would you call yourself a "hipster"?

    No way!
    Only ironically.
    Nobody *wants* to be called a hipster, but they definitely are.

19. Which of these would most likely adorn your head?

    Slouchy knit cap.
    Fedora.
    Baseball cap.
    Trucker hat

20. Hipsterism usually takes place during your mid to late 20s. How old are you?